Breakfast looks like this when you’re falling more and more in love with pumpkin.
I used 1/4 of a can just to get the last bits out. Frozen blackberries all mixed in with cinnamon, and topped with kiwi lime yogurt.

SOOOOO satisfying I didn’t even need an AM snack!
Shirataki Lunch Mess
I got to bust out the Barney Butter for the first time and I totally did an Almond butter and jam on English muffin combo. Combined with my Teriyaki baked chicken, bowl of mess/my pride and joy of the week, a giant Sunkist orange, and Fresca!!

I know…you’re thinking, WHAT THE?
No worries, you’re not the first. My co-worker stares at my bowl and goes, “Holy Crap!” I know. I know. ACTUALLY, I’m very proud of my veggie-shirataki-bean-fest. Here are the raw ingredients I used.

And it was BLISS in my mouth. Amy’s thick black bean veggie soup went super well with my other fresh ingredients and gave it all the flavor I needed! All I had to do with chop and dump everything into a pot and cook for 20 minutes. Yum Yum.

Clearly, lunch was awesome. I’m not sure my co-workers think so, but who cares?
“Barney’s friends are big & small…”
It’s the Barney song!!? ? I had it going through my head the whole time I was trying out my BB. teeheehee. Thank you Barney for my virgin voyage and thank you commenters for your recommendations on how to eat almond butter!
You’re lookin’ at a raspberry jam & almond butter English Muffin, as you’ve suggested! Sorry, but I won’t be showing any pics of me licking spoons today. muhahah

First Impressions
Smell - I was hoping for a stronger nut fragrance like PB. Instead, it was had a really light nut scent that I could have easily mistaken for a jar of PB held far away. I ended up slathering much more on my muffin just so I could smell it better!
Texture - The lid had super thick gloppy butter that could not be licked off (I tried) so I ended up scraping it with a knife. Inside, it seemed silkier on the top and thicker on the bottom. I loooved the super-smooth consistency.

Taste - HM. It definitely reminded me of peanut butter, but flavor-wise almond butter isn’t as rich and “nutty” as PB (which can be overwhelming). I really loved its smooth, creamy consistency that it was so easy to spread on the muffin – which unlike PB is almost TOO sticky. I kinda like it straight out of the jar & licked off a spoon!
I feel – healthier (since almonds are more “nutritious” than peanuts)! I also feel satisfied – it hit the spot! But I’m not addicted to it YET.

I tried some with pretzel sticks. (Definitely like it better on the muffin with jam. That sweet and creamy combo is just more awesome.)
Verdict - If I was a bigger PB fan, I’d be a HUGE almond butter fan. And if BB costs the same as PB, I would TOTALLY make the no-brainer switch to Barney!! I am totally trying this with apples!
Nut Treat
I don’t have these often, but Peanut M&M’s are HANDS DOWN my favorite M&M’s. Despite being the biggest almond & dark chocolate fan ever, even the dark-chocolate almond M&M’s don’t come close.

I worked hard all afternoon until gym time.
Clif fell of a cliff
After my last Clif bar 2 years ago, I almost wasn’t ready for this experience. I tried a Clif Carrot Cake bar. Unfortunately, I did not feel good after eating this. In fact, I felt crappy for a while! It might have been the bars general OVER (x5) sweetness or maybe the gummy texture of the carrot pieces…but my body just didn’t feel like I did it a favor by downing this bar.
Now, my taste buds on the other hand enjoyed the carrot cake-like fragrance and flavor, but the chewy, stickiness of the bar got in the way of total bliss and again, it was WAY TOO SWEET for me.

I felt fine during my workout, but after my workout, I was CRAVING more sugar. I believe I was suffering from a sugar crash. A double check on the bar 46grams of carbs totally SHOCKED me. 21grams of the carbs are straight up from sugar. Despite it only being 240 calories, all the other bars I’ve ever tried have been <30g of carbs with most of them being in the 20′s range.
Dinner was literally a sugar overload. I’m embarrassed and frankly, a little upset. Let me know if you’ve had a different experience with Clif bars!
What is your WORST bar experience?? Are there any products awesome bloggers should never EVER try?
P.s. Katie is giving away a box of Jocolat bars for her giveaway! Yay freebies!





I’m so glad you liked Barney Butter! Never tried it but I knew you were questioning it. Kind of dissapointed that Clif Bar was too sweet. Definitely try Blueberry Crisp Its sooooo good
Reading your review makes me really want to try Barney Butter!
I haven’t come across too many bars that I don’t like, actually. There are certian flavors I’m not a huge fan of, but otherwise, I’m pretty easy to please. I love ZBars, though…absolute fave!
i hated teh cherry larabar. it was nastayyyy
YAY for breaking the silence!! I’m SO very glad you did! : ) (We got out Ezekiel cinnamon raisin bread at our local grocery store in the health food section … you can get it at whole foods I know, and probably any other place that has Ezekiel breads/products … Ezekiel products are THE BEST, btw;)
Your veggie-shirataki-bean-fest looks delicious to me!!
Ha, sometimes co-workers just don’t understand … I had a co-worker today actually tell me that some of the food on my blog tooks gross and washed out … I’m thinkin’ … why would you say that to me?!?! lol. I live in the midwest and not many people understood my husband and I’s healthy food choices!
I LOVE your Almond Butter review! I’m all about reviewing those delicious finds. Also- Shiritaki noodle-mess… YES PLEASE. And I’ve had similar Clif Bar experiences- sometimes they are perfect, othertimes just WAY too sweet. I actually felt that way with Carrot Cake. It was just over the top.
I am so sad you had such a bad experience with my beloved Clif bars! These are my go to dinners on nights that I have Graduate classes. I actually had the Carrot Cake yesterday. I did not realize how much sugar and carbs were in it but I always have energy after eating them. Do you recommend another brand I should try? As far as bars go, I do not like Soyjoy, Detour, and certain flavors of Odwalla. Email or comment on my blog itsawrapteacher.blogspot.com
Thanks for the Barney Butter review! I have yet to order it because of the price but all of these blogs make me want it so bad!! For bars…I hate Soyjoys! They taste like cardboard to me! Also the Kardea Nutrition Banana Nut bar tasted like grass!
Lunch looks delish!!! Actually, breakfast did, too!
I really like Clif Bars, but carrot cake is not my favoutire one, for sure. I can’tr say there are really any bars I hate…I’m not too fond of Lara Bars, though. I tried and tried to love’em but I just don’t!
oh man, that is def. an oats combo that I am gonna HAVE to try. But where do you find kiwi lime yogurt?!
Lunch looks fab. as well. Sometimes peeps just dont appreciate good food! haha. My co-workers usually make fun of what I eat too. Oh well, their loss!
Thanks for the Barney Butter review. I have yet to try it, so now (if I can find it) I think I just might!
Hope your having a great girlie! <333
I have to be honest, I love clif bars!!! I thought carrot cake was one of my favs. Maybe not to have for breakfast, but definitely for a snack when i’m feeling like a little sweet treat.
Thanks for your comment on my blog!
I love your blog.. i’ll add it to my blogroll if thats alright!!
I’m not a fan of that Clif either
Don’t waste your time with SoyJoys – I’ve heard horrid, horrid things about those little buggers!
I loooove peanut M&M’s. I could seriously eat a whole bag in one sitting and only feel mildly guilty because they are so good! That lunch bowl-mess looks awesome, too!
I ate one of the boyfriend’s powerbars once. It was gross. We don’t keep them in the apartment anymore. Yuck!
Sweet! I’m from Nebraska but currently living in Missouri. I don’t much love the weather here right now either … I want it to get warm!! Where do you live in the midwest??
Hi. Thanks for your comment and for visiting my site. My worst health bar experience was a few years ago when I had a Zone bar. It was like eating sweet styrofoam. In contrast, Soy Joys are my favorite – but I can eat about 10 of them in one sitting.
I am SO JEALOUS of anyone who has tried Barney Butter. I just feel sooo behind the times. Anyway, I am sorry about that Clif- I felt the same way about it! I know a lot of bloggers like them, but i really don’t get the hype with Pure Protein bars. They taste fake and matal-y to me.
I have been nervous to try Shiratake noodles, but the recipe you made with them looks fantastic. I think my favorite bar is the Chai Spice Kardea bar and my least favorite is Balance Bars!
I LOVE peanut M&Ms! They are the best! Those and PB M&Ms could send me over the edge!
I really want to try Barney Butter too..thanks for the detailed review!
excellent barney butter review — i SERIOUSLY need in on that! your dinner mess looks wonderful to me! i swear, sometimes the ugliest looking dishes are the tastiest!
Hey girl- sorry the bar was so terrible! I think everyone has such different things they look for in bars…I always find that I try them all just to find out which ones work for me
I LOVE YOUR BLOG! It is so fun to read! I still want to try Barney Butter- but it’s expensive to order! And you’re right- there’s nothing like Peanut M&Ms when you need a pick-me-up
Have a great weekend!
haha, your title is fun-nay! I agree with this flavor Clif- NOT my fave! I still love the Banana Nut Bread flavor, among others, so please don’t give up!
Oh, I call SOY milk “smilk”… wish I could go to Hong Kong for those gingery treats!!! I love your “lunch feast!” hehe
Interesting shiritaki creation. I still need to use my package in the fridge one of these days.
Wow, Michelle! I love that shirataki lunch you made, and I’m really glad you liked the Barney Butter!
I totally know what you mean about big Clif bars – that’s why I love ZBars so much. They are perfect
Have a great weekend, girl!
Soy Jar Bars. Gross.
I’m getting a lot of BB lately, those packets. the only problem i’ve found is that it becomes kind of watery or oily some part and too dense others. I don’t know why, maybe I should try jars.
worst bar? All Luna bars that I’ve tried have artificial flavors, didn’t like them at all.
Haven’t tried Clif bars yet, doubt I’ll do that.
i’ve noticed the SAME thing about cliff bars, while they are filling at first I always want more sugar/more food. So Im kind of torn between eating them because they are great fuel for workouts. Ehh. I love them microwaved too
fabulous eats
&& thank you SO MUCH for your incredibly kind comment. I really appreciate you taking the time to write it all. You have no idea how much it helped! Have a great night!
Oh BB, so sad I can’t enter the contest!
Can’t wait to try it when I get back to Cali, though. I am not sure I’ve ever had a bad bar experience. In general though I am fighting sugar cravings lately. Maybe I can blame it on the bars too?!
Boo, I used to love this flavor of Clif Bar but then I ate them when I was on a constant sugar rush so maybe my tastes have changed!
Hmmm as far as Clif Bars, I’ve been buying the min sized ones. They’re only 100 calories, thus, have half the sugar! I’ve never actually had the Carrot Cake Flavor, but have enjoyed Chocolate Brownie, Peanutbutter, and Chocolate Chip Cookie Flavored mini Clif Bars!
And my worst bar expirience… oh boy, I’ve had ALOT, being a bar-addict
BUT, that being said, the most memorable bar horrors I’ve lived through were the Pure Protein Strawberry Cheesecake bar and the Lara Cashew Cookie Bar.
I love Pure Protein bars in the Chocolate Flavor. But Strawberry Cheesecake was a no-go. HORRIBLE!!! It tasted like pepto-bismal
Enough said! hah
The Lara Bar was another big let down
I had heard so many RAVE reviews about Lara’s, especially in the Cashew Cookie Flavor. When I took my first bite, immediatly, I wondered if I had gotten a dud bar?! It was just bland, bland, and bland. For 210 calories, I’d much rather have a banana and some PB (or, in your case, AB by Barney’s!) So those were my bad bars.